1. Just because you see someone every day doesn’t mean you can’t be excited to see them when they come home.
2. Some rules are meant to be broken.
3. Exercise every day. And if you’re bored, do it again.
4. Sometimes even those closest to you will play tricks on you. Forgive them.
5. It’s easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission. Especially when it comes to playing with things that do not belong to you.
6. Food is the best motivator.
7. If there’s nothing in it for you, don’t let people boss you around.
8. Even if something seems impossibly out of reach (like squirrels), never give up. In fact, call to your buddies for help.
9. Once you sniff out an enemy, don’t bother pretending to get along.
10. Shake it off.
11. Get dirty sometimes. And shame on those who tell you to clean up.
12. Cuddling is a necessity of life.
13. Love. Always.